Played music professionally for a number of years. Now I spend most of my time criticizing the management of my former employer. Someday I hope to pull my
pants up to my armpits, and move to Florida. Once there, I'm going to cut the soles off my shoes, sit in a tree, and learn to play the flute. My favorite
philosophers are Dizzy Dean and Satchel Paige.
My Occupation
Retired. Formerly, IT consultant. Because if you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.
My Hobbies
Learning new instruments. Mowing my country estate. Agravating the grandkids. Saying "Huh?" to my wife.