Played music professionally for a number of years. Now I spend most of my time criticizing the management of my former employer. Someday I hope to pull my pants up to my armpits, and move to Florida. Once there, I'm going to cut the soles off my shoes, sit in a tree, and learn to play the flute. My favorite philosophers are Dizzy Dean and Satchel Paige.

Retired. Formerly, IT consultant. Because if you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.

Learning new instruments. Mowing my country estate. Agravating the grandkids. Saying "Huh?" to my wife.